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| Today I dominated go karts. Enough said. If you're not first, you're last. So yeah me, jimbo, and ben went go karting and then to sheetz and met up with dunny. i don't feel like using caps anymore, but i walk out of the bathroom because ben was like "dude, dude, check out these chicks that came up to jim." so i go out after a hard push or two and these two absolutly banging girls are like talking jim. jim's just like "yeah, uh huh, yeah" not really giving a fuck, don't blame him because he has em, but fuck. so we go outside and we're all sitting with these two girls who won't shut up, but they were like saying some crazy shit. talking about giving us blumkins and started yelling at random guys in the lot. kinda crazy. but yeah huge sluts... instant turn off, but that was priceless. nice tits though... so after that i got over jen hanlon's house after talking to jess wilson and we watched shrek 2 and the beginning of cars. it was a race day fo sho. flip side. Quote Of The Day: Shannon Joy's away message on her dad. "Ice cream mannnnnnnnn!!! Wen, i need cash. Shannon come outside with me. Wen, where are my shoes!? Have you seen my shoes?" -Ken Joy. Moment of the Day: Girl: "Hey! I'll give you a blumkin for $10!"
Random dude: "I don't have $10 " That sucks man, she would have done it. Why didn't I get one? | | |
| So I was just reading my myspace blog shit, which is garbage, but my parents split anneversary is wednesday. Ok, real quick lets contemplate this because that was the beginning of the end of me this past year. If I recall aside from the trip to Happy Valley, I had not felt a truly strong emotion since then. Happy was not completly happy, sad was not entirely sad, and so forth... with the exception of the Penn State trip. I was reallll happy then, but then again those were special conditions. Ok, lets move to this week. I think they're back. Wednesday I was truely upset, all the way upset. I cried, I haven't cried in a year. That was special. Thursday was the same but by the end of the night and after Em's game, I was happy. Not entirely, but it was a start. Come friday I was happier. Saturday, oh man, yesterday I was bouncing off the walls like it was my freshman year all over. I was just having so much fun, so happy, it was amazing. Best part was that it was nothing out of the ordinary. That's me, everyday just bouncing off the damn walls. So today I was happy, same ol' day. Went golfing for the first time and had a blast. I don't even like golf, I despise golf. But I was my fuck around self again, it was amazing. So tonight in my hockey game, I finally got fully pissed. Some asshole slashed my goalie and I almost got into a fight with three guys. One actually punched me and as I told him how much I was going to kill him I realized I was spitting blood all over the ice. Just what I needed. So awesome. So right now I am estatic and hope this shit lasts. I'm going to go bounce off the walls some more, you know... be Miceli. Oh, but on a less cool note, Katie Tuite had to be life flighted friday morning after a car accident. For all wondering I think she's ok from what I hear and is home today, but details are still foggy. But it's awesome she's ok if that's true. Aight, Flip Side. Moment of the Day:
Jimbo forcing the old guy in front of us to lock up his golf cart because Jim's ball went sailing in front of it. Yeah, I almost had 180pts for the old guy and golf cart. Jim almost had 100pts right there. | | |
| Jimbo is wasted. Yeah, we just got back from Saddle Ridge from riding some bull. Stevo-O the asshole from Jackass was in town again... fuck to care. And... nothing else really happened except: I kicked Jim's ass in bubble hockey. 5-0 baby
I kicked Jim's ass in bull riding. 1-0 baby
I murdered Jim's ass in pool. 1-0 baby (more like I sunk the 8 and he still had 6/7 balls on the table) Yeah, good night. Flip Side. | | |
| Alrighty it's been awhile since I've been on here and for good reason. I was basically moody as fuck the past two days, but last night I felt like my old self again and it's carried over. So what have I done the past two days? Went fake car shopping... which included off-roading in a car we don't own and costs $16,000. Yeah, tested that fucker out good. But aside from the usually intangibles such as Kings/Eat N' Park/Jim trying to cheer me up with random shit, all that else really happened was Em's Lacrosse game which they won 16-4... after it was 11-1 at the half. Never knew she owned the school record with 22 wins, double the previous school record. But yeah I've made some stellar sports predictions today. Here they are: Joe Miceli's Stellar Sports Predictions for the next 30 years. So in the the next 30 years... ...the Pens will win 22 Stanley Cups.
...the Steelers will win 9 Super Bowls.
...the Pirates will have 30 losing seasons.
...the Yankee's will declare bankruptcy.
...the Italian Mafia will relocate Red Bull New York to Miami.
...the Cubs will still never win a World Series.
...Barry Bonds home run record will be taken away, but will be broke by Albert Puljos or Ryan Howard anyways.
...Joe Walton Stadium will burn down.
...Joe Paterno will win 18 more National Championships and will die celebrating the very last one at the age of 102. Hey, I can dream right? Also there have been many priceless quotes:
"Let's go Zebra!" - Jimbo
Dude: "Hey, what do hott girls do in the morning?"
Girl: "I dunno"
Dude: "Didn't think you would." "If you had a 15 inch cock growing out of your forehead, would you be able to see?" - Dylan "So uhh, what's this cum rag for?" - Jimbo to the car salesman on a rag he found in the truck. "So What?" - my dad after telling him my recent problems. Surprisingly the best advice yet... Me: "Damn #9 is hott."
Dan: "Wow, look at 3."
Me: "Wow, yeah nice legs."
Jimbo: "Ha, Fag." And I just knocked over my external hard drive and broke it... FUCK!!!
That's 4,000 songs down the drain. Incase you're wonder that's 16.5 GB of music lasting 10.5 days long. | | |
| I haven't been too open on here about problems, but I think they're all going to come out now because I hate myself right now. Yeah, this will be a post I'll look at two years from now and just say, "jackass." Ha nevermind, I look at it as I type and I'm thinking "jackass." My first and biggest problem is driving me absolutly crazy. I can't really stop thinking about this and I just want to pass out for days to get away from it. Ashley comes up for two days and I treat her like shit. Absolute shit. Why the fuck did I do that? It could have been the worst feeling ever... no it's the worst feeling ever. That's just so not me, at all. I'm scared. I really am. And its not even like the way I was acting is the way I felt. Monday she calls because Jess isn't back yet and I tell her to come over. I was so excited, happy, and yeah you would have never known. She thought I was pissed at her, and she should have. I dunno what the fuck I was doing. There was just so much I wanted to do, so much I wanted to say... and I didn't. I honestly think I'm scared. Of what? Why? I have no idea. I might just be scared of myself and I've never been scared of myself before. For some reason I just feel like I'm going to fuck everything up, but the thing is that I have fucked everything up just because I feel that way. What happened to me? I used to be so confident with everything I did, even if I knew I sucked at it. Honestly, I just want to cry about this whole thing because last night I wasn't much better to her. I actually just sat outside a good part of the night because I couldn't be in the same room. I just felt like I'd mess something up... and yeah of course I did just by doing that. Ya know, I should have been inside talking to her, hanging out having a good time with her. She's the only reason I went down to Oakland and the only reason I would go down there period and I don't even hang with her. That is shitty, so shitty of me. Instead I just hung out with everyone else, half the guys in there I don't really care for although they were cool last night. It's just... I dunno, I'm speechless anymore. I'm just going on a rant here because I'm a fuck tard. If I ever snap out of this it's going to be too late. hahaha, no man, it's already too late. You fucked up. Real bad. I mean shit, I dunno. My friends don't know when I talk to them about it. And why do I do that? Shouldn't I just talk to her about this? Seriously I'm a world class moron. But what do I say? What? I'm sorry? I think that's all I've said to her the past two days. I'm a moron? Ha, self explained. Second issue, I need to quit smoking. I dunno why I do this. I really don't, I need to quit, but I just can't do it. I'm so miserable and stressed out right now I dunno when it's going to happen... Man, I'm going to stop... tears are coming, that's something I haven't felt in awhile... maybe it's a start... Fuck it, third issue, I'm not following up on my word. Yeah, I wasn't going to drink much last night. Ha. I was going to quit smoking. Ha. Even personnal pacts I made with myself fell apart. I wasn't going to smoke in front of Ash. Ha. I wasn't going to smoke weed. Ha. I was going to be cool to Ash. Ha. Seriously man. Let's talk positives... good thing is I got to spoon with Ash last night, that makes me feel 10 times better right there or maybe that's because there wasn't many beds. If I was her I'd never talk to me again. The Shannon's showed up last night which is always incredible. I swear they just run the show themselves. Kenny is finally going to be playing goalie for an NCAA team up in Sota I think. Saw Nina last night for the first time in lord knows, bought a round of shots for her friends 21st. I dunno, last night had it's perks, but at the same time I'm not happy. At all. Flip Side this because I need to stop thinking and just do. Found my Rooney CD. This should be perfect. | | |
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